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Tag Archives: Puerto Vallarta

Lard, Lust, and Laughter

25 Monday Nov 2013

Posted by Louise in Travel

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Cooking, cooking class, Mexican cooking, Puerto Vallarta

Tamales anyone

Still trying to tell one chili from another, I signed up for Dolores Brittingham’s famous top-secret, top-drawer, word-of-mouth-only cooking class, which promised hands-on experience and a generous and scrumptious menu, plus unlimited wine. Dolores, who is Filipino, Spanish, and Mexican, has been teaching cooking for thirty years. As many as sixteen students can crowd around in her gorgeous gold- and green-tiled kitchen. Before moving to Puerto Vallarta, she and her husband Rob worked for Boeing in Seattle, and now return to the Northwest only for September and October. These months are Hades in Puerto Vallarta.

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Who Owns the Internet?

21 Thursday Nov 2013

Posted by Tom in Accommodations, Short

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Internet, Los Tules, Puerto Vallarta

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We’re all savvy now. We know the answer to that question: no one! Unless you live in Los Tules. It’s a different story here.

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We Were Fleeced

13 Wednesday Nov 2013

Posted by Tom in Travel

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Don Lalin, Puerto Vallarta, Sierra Madre, tequila, tequila distillery

Don Lalin's patio-sized tequila distillery

The patio-sized tequila distillery at Hacienda Don Lalin

The best Mexican tourist-fleecing operation is not the timeshare industry, it’s not the machine-carved wooden dolphins sold by beach vendors (“my family make them here!”), it’s small-scale tequila distilleries. And I say that with high praise.

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The Rain Has An Attitude

05 Tuesday Nov 2013

Posted by Tom in Travel

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Puerto Vallarta, Weather

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4:30 PM
I take a bottle of water from the refrigerator. It begins to drip before I get it to the patio, instantly sheathed in condensation as if it had been dipped in wax. It is eighty-eight degrees and the humidity is more than that. A storm is coming to Puerto Vallarta.

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Dia de Muertos, Part Two

03 Sunday Nov 2013

Posted by Tom in Accommodations, Travel

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Dia de Muertos, Puerto Vallarta, sugar skull

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“They were out of white.” Louise had just returned from the makeup store bearing brushes, remover, and a large tube of silver makeup. “They said silver will look just as good.” Silver? Who’s ever heard of a silver skull? I was destined to look like a piece of jewelry, not the sugar skull I anticipated.
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Dia de Muertos, Part One

02 Saturday Nov 2013

Posted by Louise in Gallery, Sentiments, Travel

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Dia de Muertos, Mexico, Puerto Vallarta

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In Mexico the whole Halloween thing is overshadowed by a more ancient version of the holiday: a combination of All Saints’ Day and All Souls’ Day called Dia de Muertos (“Day of [the] Dead” — which this year is today, November 2nd). On this day the Mexicans celebrate the lives of the people they’ve lost, with altars. The altars typically have a picture of the late dearly beloved, as well as bottles of whatever libations and vices the person preferred, favorite foods, and symbolic objects.
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The Tale of Eleven Tacos

30 Wednesday Oct 2013

Posted by Louise in Accommodations, Travel

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Mexican taco, Puerto Vallarta, taco stand

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I’ve been eating in Mexican restaurants for a zillion years, but I didn’t know how ignorant I was about Mexican cuisine until faced with multitude of unidentifiable foodstuffs in the Mexican supermarket. Dried beef? Tripe? Hominy? Pozole? Menudo?
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Bouncin’ on the Blue Bus

28 Monday Oct 2013

Posted by Louise in Accommodations, Gallery, Travel

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Blue Bus, Puerto Vallarta

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We live right on the beach, so when we go downtown or uptown, we take the blue bus. For 45 American cents, we can go just about anywhere we need to.

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The Great Coconut Harvest

18 Friday Oct 2013

Posted by Tom in Accommodations, Travel

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coconut harvest, Los Tules, Puerto Vallarta

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I’ve written earlier about Los Tules, our home for six months — a former coconut-palm plantation, complete with fear of coconut missiles falling from sixty feet. Amazingly, there’s no concussion wing at the local hospital.

How do they avert danger (and certain litigation)? They harvest the coconuts by climbing up trees with machetes between their teeth.

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Gringo Bars — A Research Project

16 Wednesday Oct 2013

Posted by Tom in Gallery, Travel

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Canadian Thnksgiving, gringo, gringo bar, Puerto Vallarta, Que?Pasa

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We have so much time in Puerto Vallarta — six months! — that we’re determined to spend a respectable part of it pursuing worthy causes. After all, there’s only so much hangin’ out by the pool that a person can endure.

It is with these lofty intentions that we have embarked on a research project that will benefit all our soon-to-be-visiting friends. With benevolence in mind, we have set out to explore PV’s gringo bars.

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