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Monthly Archives: May 2018

Ya fra Murka?

31 Thursday May 2018

Posted by Louise in Travel

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America, ireland

two flags

Those of us who compulsively read guide books about where we’re going and where we are, read this sensible lesson: “Don’t tell the Irish that you’re Irish too, just because your ancestors were from Ireland.”

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The Smaller the Better

29 Tuesday May 2018

Posted by Louise & Tom in Travel

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Ballinskellig's Abbey, ireland, O'Carroll's Beach, Ring of Kerry, Ryan's Daughter

the smaller the better

Free upgrades are one of life’s little rewards, cherished and remembered. First class. Room with a view. Bigger car.

Unless you’re in Ireland. If you’re renting a car in Ireland, a free upgrade can be a burden.

We got a free upgrade.

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Pissed

27 Sunday May 2018

Posted by Louise & Tom in Travel

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ireland, kinsale, The Old Dispensary

KPA beer

One fine Irish afternoon, sitting in a Kinsale pub, I asked the bartender if there are any local beers. “Oh, yes!” interrupted the fellow occupying the stool to my right. “Have a pint of Blacks,” he said. “I got properly pissed on it last night.” The bartender never had a chance to reply.

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Grand Larceny

25 Friday May 2018

Posted by Louise & Tom in Travel

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grand larceny

We’ve been contemplating Grand Larceny lately.

How’s this: We could take an out-of-state debit card into a California Safeway, buy $400 worth of whiskey (and maybe get $100 cash back), then sell the whiskey out on the streets. After that, hit another Safeway. Then another. Maybe a Walmart too. And a Walgreen’s. (In California, all these stores sell liquor.)

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Pink Gin with Floating Strawberries

24 Thursday May 2018

Posted by Louise in Travel

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ireland, Kilkenny

staunton on the green pub

Pink gin in the Club House pub, wedding on TV. No crowds. There was more enthusiasm for The Wedding in the US than in Ireland.

We made a speedy exit from Dublin. It was Saturday, May 19th, and we needed to get to the Club House Hotel in Kilkenny in time for The Wedding. I had booked the hotel only after the front desk assured us that we could watch the festivities in their bar. Previous research had revealed that the wedding would not be on every single pub TV in Ireland, because, well, soccer.

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A Fish on a Bicycle

18 Friday May 2018

Posted by Louise & Tom in Travel

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Dublin, Guinness, ireland

ireland guinness tour

Some people live to visit Jerusalem. Others, the Blarney Stone. Me? The St. James’s Gate Guinness Brewery in Dublin.

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The Severely Smitten Student

16 Wednesday May 2018

Posted by Louise in Travel

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Amiens, maison ulysee, Notre Dame d'Amiens

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The south portal of Notre-Dame d’Amiens

As much as we love Paris, we always try to take a little out-of-town trip so that Tom can get a train ride. This year it was Amiens, just over an hour away.

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20,000 Leagues and Eight Squirrels

14 Monday May 2018

Posted by Louise & Tom in Travel

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Amiens, Jules Verne, Paris

amiens poster

Let’s get one thing straight: a “league” is a not a measure of depth. A league is equal to three miles. As Jules Verne would have it, twenty thousand leagues was a measure of horizontal distance under the sea, a journey that would’ve gone on longer had Kirk Douglas not interfered.

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Wires and Wheels

07 Monday May 2018

Posted by Louise & Tom in Travel

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Drive by scooters in Paris.png

“I wish you a good vacation. Take advantage of it, and take good care of yourselves. Most of all be wise about not taking on too many challenges.” Such was the advice from our host Sandrine Gailliot-Sopena in an email sent following our tour of Paris aboard her tiny electric scooters.

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The Ghost in Box 5

05 Saturday May 2018

Posted by Louise in Travel

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All-focus

Box 5 was always reserved for the Opera Ghost. If management dared to sell it to the public, dire consequences ensued. A stagehand murdered in a deep basement. An 8-ton chandelier falling on an innocent patron. A great soprano who suddenly can only croak. The Ghost had the Paris Opera in its clutches, a possible curse always at the ready.

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