Samoa!!! All I ever associated with Samoa were the yummy Girl Scout cookies of the same name, laced with chocolate and coconut. Couldn’t wait to snag some from the source. We parked the ship in Pago Pago, the capital of American Samoa, which sounded like it should be paved with pricey resorts and ringed with pink sandy beaches. Turns out, that place is …. Bora Bora. We’re not going there.