We are aboard the Grand Princess! This is the oldest ship in the fleet, and back when it was launched in 1998 it was the fastest and the biggest Princess. Now it’s the smallest, which you’d never know if you were doing 3300 steps per day just getting from the putting green to the spa and back to the stateroom. It’s quite beautiful with its wooden moldings and pretty lattices. It doesn’t look the least bit like Donald Trump’s gilded rococo apartment, as some newer ships do.